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	<title>me, myself and them</title>
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	<description>life is way too hectic to concentrate on more than one thing at a time.</description>
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		<title>Kitty</title>
		<link>http://monomaniac.wordpress.com/2007/01/30/kitty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There aren&#8217;t many things I love more than Kitty.  She is there when I go to sleep and she is there when I awake.  She has been with me since I can remember feeling good.  I give her whatever she needs and wants and that isn&#8217;t too much at all.  I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monomaniac.wordpress.com&blog=696368&post=18&subd=monomaniac&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>There aren&#8217;t many things I love more than Kitty.  She is there when I go to sleep and she is there when I awake.  She has been with me since I can remember feeling good.  I give her whatever she needs and wants and that isn&#8217;t too much at all.  I take great joy knowing she is satisfied.  Hers is a presence I feel no matter when I am.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s not feeling too good as of latel&#8230;vomiting, loss of weight, loss of appetite, diarrhea.  Maybe it&#8217;s the food?  Maybe the weather?  I dunno.</p>
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		<title>Disturbing Image #1</title>
		<link>http://monomaniac.wordpress.com/2007/01/27/disturbing-image-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monomaniac</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[disturbing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photograph]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a photograph from the Bang Bang Club that has haunted me for quite some time.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Here is a <a href="http://www.digitalfilmmaker.net/Bang/images/VULTURE.jpg" target="_blank">photograph</a> from the <a href="http://www.digitalfilmmaker.net/Bang/bang_frame.html" target="_blank">Bang Bang Club</a> that has haunted me for quite some time.</p>
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		<title>Why the blog?</title>
		<link>http://monomaniac.wordpress.com/2007/01/26/why-the-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 18:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To this outside world, I come off as introverted, geeky, wallflower-ish (if that&#8217;s even a word), and basically, shy.  Most of the time, I have difficulty expressing myself (verbally).  Blogging gives me the opportunity of unleashing my creative and daring sides that might otherwise remain cloistered away inside me.
This online journal is my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monomaniac.wordpress.com&blog=696368&post=4&subd=monomaniac&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>To this outside world, I come off as introverted, geeky, wallflower-ish (if that&#8217;s even a word), and basically, shy.  Most of the time, I have difficulty expressing myself (verbally).  Blogging gives me the opportunity of unleashing my creative and daring sides that might otherwise remain cloistered away inside me.</p>
<p>This online journal is my personal diary; my time-capsule.  I can share an opinion of a TV show episode, the latest State of the Union Address, a song lyric, and even my moods.  Not only that, the blog allows others to comment on  my diary, and also, comment on <strong>my</strong> comment(s).  I blog because I&#8217;m interested in what other people have to say and think about my words.</p>
<p>Blogging is my &#8220;brain dump&#8221;.  Thoughts&#8230;spilling out all the time&#8230;no where to put them.  A chance to think out loud!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a little bit of ego.  Publishing this individualized &#8220;newspaper&#8221; or &#8220;journal&#8221; with interesting entries (hacks, clever observations, etc.)  that I think others will go &#8220;nuts&#8221; over, and knowing this will be read by a plethora of readers, is very stimulating <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I blog because I want to be part of this WordPress community.  This blog-village that shares information on everything!  Writing this blog allows me access to all of what WP and its bloggers have to offer.  It&#8217;s fun!</p>
<p>This blog post is being submitted as an entry to  <a href="http://engtech.wordpress.com/2007/01/18/win-wordpresscom-credits-engtech-contest-1/">//engtech&#8217;s <strong>Win WordPress.com Credits &#8211; Contest#1</strong></a></p>
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		<title>State of the Union &#8211; 1/23/2007</title>
		<link>http://monomaniac.wordpress.com/2007/01/24/state-of-the-union-1232007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All I got outta this one was 92,000 troops go to Iraq over the next 5 years.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>All I got outta this one was 92,000 troops go to Iraq over the next 5 years.</p>
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		<title>Darkness</title>
		<link>http://monomaniac.wordpress.com/2007/01/23/darkness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monomaniac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I can dream up schemes when I&#8217;m sitting in my seat
I don&#8217;t see any flaws &#8217;til I get to my feet
I wish I never woke up this morning
Life was was easy when it was boring
I could make a mark if it weren&#8217;t so dark
I could be replaced by any bright spark
But darkness makes me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monomaniac.wordpress.com&blog=696368&post=10&subd=monomaniac&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p> I can dream up schemes when I&#8217;m sitting in my seat<br />
I don&#8217;t see any flaws &#8217;til I get to my feet<br />
I wish I never woke up this morning<br />
Life was was easy when it was boring</p>
<p>I could make a mark if it weren&#8217;t so dark<br />
I could be replaced by any bright spark<br />
But darkness makes me fumble<br />
For a key, to a door, that&#8217;s wide open</p>
<p>Instead of worrying about my clothes<br />
I could be someone that nobody knows<br />
I wish I never woke up this morning<br />
Life was easy when it was boring</p>
<p>I can dream up schemes when I&#8217;m sitting in my seat<br />
I don&#8217;t see any flaws &#8217;til I get to my feet<br />
I wish I never woke up this morning<br />
Life was easy when it was boring</p>
<p>I wish I never woke up this morning<br />
Life was easy when it was boring</p>
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		<title>Medical Facts #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The half-life of Levoxyl is five days.
Fructose, which is also known as high-fructose corn syrup, is something the body has a very difficult time metabolizing.  It cannot store it so it turns to fat.  Coca-cola is very bad!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>The half-life of Levoxyl is five days.</p>
<p>Fructose, which is also known as high-fructose corn syrup, is something the body has a very difficult time metabolizing.  It cannot store it so it turns to fat.  Coca-cola is very bad!</p>
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		<title>Dirty Limerick #2</title>
		<link>http://monomaniac.wordpress.com/2007/01/22/dirty-limerick-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monomaniac</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In days of old,
When knights were bold,
And rubbers weren&#8217;t invented.
Men put socks around their cocks,
And babies were prevented.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>In days of old,</p>
<p>When knights were bold,</p>
<p>And rubbers weren&#8217;t invented.</p>
<p>Men put socks around their cocks,</p>
<p>And babies were prevented.</p>
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		<title>Dirty Limerick #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In days of old,
When knights were bold,
And toilets weren&#8217;t invented.
Men lay their loads upon the roads,
And walked away contented.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>In days of old,</p>
<p>When knights were bold,</p>
<p>And toilets weren&#8217;t invented.</p>
<p>Men lay their loads upon the roads,</p>
<p>And walked away contented.</p>
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		<title>COPS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m watchin&#8217; that TV show COPS on Fox last night.  There in Palm Beach Florida and it&#8217;s like 9 o&#8217;clock at night there.  The police pull over a woman on a bike for her running STOP signs.  He asks her does she know why she&#8217;s been stopped and she says &#8220;no&#8221;. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monomaniac.wordpress.com&blog=696368&post=5&subd=monomaniac&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>So I&#8217;m watchin&#8217; that TV show COPS on Fox last night.  There in Palm Beach Florida and it&#8217;s like 9 o&#8217;clock at night there.  The police pull over a woman on a bike for her running STOP signs.  He asks her does she know why she&#8217;s been stopped and she says &#8220;no&#8221;.  He also asks if she&#8217;s had anything to drink tonight, and she says &#8220;no&#8221;.  He asks to see her id (or license).  He looks at it and asks if she&#8217;s &#8220;using&#8221;.  She says something like &#8220;not since 6 months ago&#8221;.  Her face looks very drawn and &#8220;old&#8221;.  She&#8217;s 52.  The cop says &#8220;you look allot older now than in yer id here&#8221;.  He then asks if he can check her backpack and if when he does, will he find anything.  She just shakes her head &#8220;no&#8221; and mumbles.  He finds 2 pipes, some meth and some heroin. He says she&#8217;s under arrest for dealing, since he had so much on her.</p>
<p>She says it&#8217;s all for her and she tries to do only a half gram a day, but it&#8217;s  not been easy.</p>
<p>Quite sad&#8230; really</p>
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		<title>&#8230;and it would be OK on any other day.</title>
		<link>http://monomaniac.wordpress.com/2007/01/18/and-it-would-be-ok-on-any-other-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my first day having a blog on WordPress 
My cat is not feeling very good lately 
Today is my 7-year anniversary with my current employer 
I didn&#8217;t have such a good day at work, though  
Please cheer me up!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Today is my first day having a blog on WordPress <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
My cat is not feeling very good lately <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Today is my 7-year anniversary with my current employer <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
I didn&#8217;t have such a good day at work, though <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Please cheer me up!</p>
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