In days of old,
When knights were bold,
And rubbers weren’t invented.
Men put socks around their cocks,
And babies were prevented.
In days of old,
When knights were bold,
And rubbers weren’t invented.
Men put socks around their cocks,
And babies were prevented.
In days of old,
When knights were bold,
And toilets weren’t invented.
Men lay their loads upon the roads,
And walked away contented.